Love Letters Straight from My <3

[BGmusic: Chasing Pavements by Adele]

Quote of the day:

“He’s not exactly the fastest brick in the wall.”

– My wonderful sister and her equally wonderful idioms.

I know it’s not Valentine’s anymore, but I’m going to make my obligatory V-Day / breaking-the-hiatus post now, if you don’t mind.

Just so you know, it’s 3:38AM and I’m basically doing an all-nighter. [I'm also blogging because I need to wake up - my eyelids are getting REAL heavy.] I have this major project due later, and I’m not quite sure how I’m going to get around it.

MONKEY BUTT LOVE!

Wee.

Anyhoo, enough with the quick updates. Onto the real thing.

Ahem ahem.

I was expecting this year’s Valentine’s Day to be just like any other day, and in a way, it was.

But it was a good day, all sunshine and blue skies. Okay, actually it was gray skies and cold wind, but believe me, it was a good day.

Until night fell. And then…

UP Fair

There I was, trying my best to have fun, to ignore the fact that I had two papers due the following day [LATER! HOORAY!], to block out that high-pitched whiny voice in my head. [It was yelling something that went a little like this: "HOY BABAE UMUWI KA NA!"] Then, Rivermaya went on stage with their n00b vocalist Jason [who was pretty cute by the way, and has more than a little potential to be a great rockstar]. They performed Awit ng Kabataan and this new song from their new album.

Then they threw in 214.

Potek.

I was having the most perfectest Valentine’s Day a single person could hope for. I wasn’t even feeling sorry for myself in the slightest, and all it took was one song to bring me down to join the ranks of the Weepy Singles Club. Aw. Yeah.

Then I got thinking. About a lot of stuff.

Still thinking. About a lot of stuff.

And now I’m going to write letters, because even though Valentine’s was technically yesterday, it’s still Valentine’s for me since I’m not sleeping at all. Woo.

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To my ever dearest readers:

I’d like to apologize in advance for the cheesiness. I have my moments every now and then, please bear with me.

I’m sorry because I’m sure that a lot of you are sick of Valentine’s, I’m sure that for some of you, the last thing you want to see is yet another simpering proclamation of like/love… but… at least I’m not coupled.

Take comfort in the fact that I am single, have always been single, and don’t plan on changing that in the near future.

<3,

Donya Quixote

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To the boy who thinks I’m “Miss Right”:

Maybe I am.

But dude, honestly, I’m probably, like, not.

My guess is that you’re young, and you’re going to meet a whole lot more girls. And some of them will be prettier, smarter, funnier, cooler, ___er than I am, believe it or not. [Ha!] And one of them might be your Miss Right.

Don’t waste your time with me only to go “d’oh!” afterwards, like some have. Not only will you hurt yourself, you just might hurt me a teeny-weeny bit as well.

Well it’s sad to belong to someone else when the right one comes along… *whistles*

My advice? Go focus on your work / other relationships / Xbox, and I shall go focus on having no focus whatsoever. And if you’re right, somewhere down the road, I know our paths will cross again, it doesn’t really matter when.

<3,

The-girl-who-might-be-”Miss-Right”-but-probably-isn’t

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To my one and only crush:

Actually medyo marami yung mga crush ko… BUT YOU’RE MY FAVORITE! [Haha parang Barbie dolls lang eh.]

Wee. Kung feel mo na ikaw ‘to… mafeeling ka pero baka ikaw nga!

WOOT!

Waaaala lang. Hi. *wink*

<3,

Your secret admirer [YAK]

Okay this one’s it.

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To “The One” I’m going to live happily ever after with:

Maybe I’ve met you already, maybe I haven’t. Maybe you’re reading this a few hours after I’ve posted this. Or maybe I just dragged you to the computer to read this and see what a dork I was back in college. [HI!]

I hope you didn’t spend this year’s Valentine’s giving some other girl roses/chocolates/cheesy poetry/blahblahblah/etc, because you know you’re going to regret it once you meet me, “The One” you’re going to live happily ever after with. [Waha.]

[If you are spending this Valentine's with someone else, oooh I'm going to guilt trip you sooo bad when I meet you. Bwahahaha.]

Anyway I hope that you’re just as single and happy as I am. Or happier. Yes, definitely happier. And I hope you can cook. Cause I can’t.

And even though I don’t know who you are, I do pray for you every now and then, mostly for God to keep evil girls away from you and for you to stop looking at the evil girls. You think that’s weird? Wait ’til you meet my parents! Oh my, they pray for you every day, mostly asking God to introduce me to a nice, normal boy I think. Haha. You’ll like them, they’re nice. Even though my dad *ahem* *ahem* reads my blog even though I specifically told him that it was off limits.

Pa, if you’re reading this, GO AWAY!

And yeah, I’ve been in love with you longer than fishes have been in the ocean. And everything else that Fogelberg guy said.

<3,

“The One” you’re going to live happily ever after with

xoxoxoxo

P.S. Hope it doesn’t freak you out, but I already have our wedding playlist planned out. Bwa ha ha ha ha.

All this because of a Rivermaya song. Gotta love Valentine’s.