Because I’m Lazy

[BGmusic: Leaving This Feeling by her awesomeness, JJ Liao!!!!]

Quote for the day:

“I’m gonna be a soldier and drink coffee!!!”

- Seij [age 4] shares his mission statement to the world

“You’re gonna be a soldier too?”

- Seij recruiting me after I repeated what he said to my brother

Because I’m lazy and my brain’s hardly functioning, I browsed through my journal to find something to write about. [I started journaling again recently, cause my mom got me one of those cool notebooks with black paper, the kind that goes with pastel gel pens.]

So here’s what I got:

Lucy [not her real name] has a boypren?!?!?!

I wrote about this July 9. It was a Wednesday. And I quote:

Awhile ago I found out that Lucy Lastname (now 14) got herself a boyfriend. Tita Sushi [not her real name] was upset, as mothers often are when they find out that their babies have been having… er… “romantic relations” with a <gasp> boy/girl/whatever.

I didn’t want to tut-tut, so I defended Lucy and told my mom that it was probably peer pressure… [then I ramble on for a bit]

My mom said, “Pero normal din naman yan sa school mo nun.”

ME: “I’m special.”

… [rambling about how special I am - you don't really want to read this do you?]…

But yeah, I was disturbed. Because to me, Lucy will always be my 6-year-old neighbour and it’s weird to think that she got one of them boyfriends before I did. It’s just not right.

Warning: sabawness ahead.

Lucy has a boypren!!!! AMBALIBABOL!!! I’m gonna grow up to be a spinster!!!!!!!! And drink coffee!!! Olrayt!!

I need cats. Lots and lots of cats.

And a rifle.

An eyepatch would be cool as well.

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NO!

Kennat be!

Hindi ako magiging old maid! HIN-DEH!

Dahil…

Dahil…

Dahil malapit na ang August!

This is it pansit!

[Sorry, inside joke. Sa mga nakakagets nito, I LOVE YOU!!! Sa mga hindi, sige kunwari gets din ninyo para the more the meniyer.]